Showing posts with label Bad Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Poetry. Show all posts

Friday, August 14, 2009

Writing Exercise: Cricket


Oh Mr. Cricket
You move really fast
when you want to

Some people eat
Crickets with
chocolate

But I think that's really
gross so I don't
really do that.

You're green and
you're mean if you
know what I mean

I like to think of us
as a team me and you
Mr. Green

I have to admit that
I'm using you to break
my own rules

And prove a point to
the naysayers and
pooh-poohers

They claim that descriptive
writing is easy and not prone
to make one look like a fool

To them I say HA just read
this and weep
take that!

and a jar of shampoo.

Image via Randy Cox at Flickr

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Ode to Issac Chan

Issac Chan
You're the man
Jam me!
Spam me!
Don't delay
You've got bills to pay
Spam me as fast as you can!

Why be subtle
When thou canst befuddle
And befriend me on Twitter
Not once
Not twice
Not thrice
But octoplice!?

Others will call you a fool
Or even a tool
Cause you
Don't follow Twitter rule
You're bold
and truth be told
Issac Chan
I think you're a jewel!