...my faith in humanity is restored.
Some Florida hackers managed to alter at least two traffic signs either via computer or at the source last week to display this zombie evacuation warning.
Source: Don't fear: zombies are not near
As an aside, don't bother to get all dolled up for a zombie attack as you would for a vampire infestation. Zombies are not that cute, kind of slow, and tend to drool instead of gazing into your eyes with a piercing, agonized expression that says,
"Back away from me, woman! The scent of your sexyblood and your sexyblood alone drives me wild with passion! It hints at a catch and release experience that would satisfy me more deeply and fully than any caffeinated pleasures Señor Juan Valdez and his tasty little donkey snack could ever offer.
I want to kiss you, but I can tell that the taste of your blood would be so intoxicating to me that I might not be able to stop sucking your neck, causing you to die, which would most likely damage the don't ask don't tell vampire-human relations we've worked so hard to forge over the years with our 'We're here, we're inspiring fear, get used to it!' campaign."
However, I do recommend a quick trip to the store to stock up on water and batteries. Avoid any slow-moving store clerks who drag their good leg behind them when they walk.
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Don't fear: Zombies are not near
