For Mike K (who thinks crocheting is not "hot")

Okay, so I leave an innocent "what are you doing right now?" update on Facebook yesterday: "Heather is ripping out half of her crochet project because I realized I skipped two rows. Frick!", and it inspired a couple of my snarky friends, (the word snarky stolen from Allison Worthington), to make comments.

One such friend would be Mike K, the husband of my other friend Michelle K (they used to call us the Bobsey Twins - how embarrassing is that? Michelle and me, not Mike and me, but I digress)...

He said, and I'm quoting, "Ya maybe you will make the cover of "Hot Crocheter Quarterly" then who knows where that will go."

Ya Mike, who knows where that will go! Let's find out! Here you go. I'll be the one laughing when you turn on the boob tube and find me sitting and crocheting at Regis Philbin's knee. Heh.

To the masses of people out there who think crocheting is "HOT", I'm here and ready to provide you with product endorsements and testimonials. You won't be laughing when the Hot Crocheter Quarterly swimsuit issue comes out! (Yipes.)