I miss you so much I could spit! I'm freaking out!

I'm in the midst of moving Heck, so I won't be able to have much fun in here until next week sometime. I'm having YOU withdrawals!

Until I can return con mucho gusto, I will leave you with a Joeism. Turned my back for a few minutes and...



Pip Pip & Cheerio!

I WON Jannie Funster's Tagline Contest!

I won! I won! Check out Jannie Funster's blog and you will see my babies' faces adorning the top right! I noticed that I made the list of finalists, but I didn't think I actually stood a chance of winning! This really made my (hard) month!

Jannis is a terriffic songwriter and (I consider her to be a) fabulous humorist, although she'd probably deny it.

Thank you Jannie for choosing my humble offering among so many fabulous ones! You are amazing!

Baby needs a new pear of shoes!

Joe made himself a "pear" of shoes this morning.



Happy Friday!

St Paddy's Day Remembered

How artsy fartsy does that sound? In truth, it's more the latter.

My Mom came over and helped to watch the kids while I packed. She made us a fabulous dinner of corned beef and cabbage. Now that I know how good it is I will make it myself next year! One can only eat so much toast.



Joe's having a difficult time adjusting to the time change. He finally wore himself out and took a nap.



He's become obsessed with applesauce baby food as of late.



Basking in the afterglow of a good dinner.



I think Lily had a bite of carrot!



The following day, (which will probably irritate the heck out of her because she went to so much trouble), the kids' St. Paddy's Day presents from Godmommy Gina arrived! It was so wonderful that the package arrived when it did. Joe was having an awful day. I think he had a bad dream and woke up upset & never really recovered. He was crying after I put our little Doxie Greta back in the back yard after a visit, and I could see this was the last straw. Dennis reminded me that the package arrived! Thank Goodness it was there. It perked Joe up and made for a great evening. See how happy you made them? The gifts were wonderful and so thoughtful. Thanks, Gina! We love you! xo

The orange attack cat - resolved!

I was sitting at my computer yesterday, innocently plugging away and sending shamrocks to unsuspecting Facebook friends when I heard it. That unearthly, unholy auditory assault that we'd been subjected to in the hour of the wolf the other night.

Orange Cat: MoooooOooooOOoooo.... ...ooo...W.

Heather: Agh! Holy sh.....

Orange Cat: Heh

Then I saw it in the window looking evil and red-eyed with horns where its ears should be...




I tiptoed closer and approached the glider that used to be in Joseph's nursery and is now covered with marker marks and applesauce stains and lick marks but I digress. As I got closer to the attack cat I couldn't help but notice that its demon horns looked strangely similar to regular cat ears...(?)




I got down on my hands and knees and the fool in me came to the surface.

Heather: Awwwww...! Hi kitty. Hi sweet thing. Aww, are you scared? Come here sweet kitty. Sniff my hand. Yes, there. Come here...

Cat: What do you want? I can't talk. I'm a cat. I can go "Heh", though, and speak with my eyes, "Get me outta here hu-mon!"



I plopped the orange cat out into our front yard and haven't seen nor heard from him since. If it wasn't for all the cat pee and the implied threat of cat scratch fever I'd almost miss the fuzzy fella.

Cat barf can be fun!

Our laundry basket is still in the kitchen in the aftermath of Caturineapolooza 2009, Dennis' clothes are on the floor in its place, and what do I stumble upon but cat barf. Gag!

What do I do?

Do I totally freak out?

Lose it?

Hmm, I've got the kids to consider. Freaking out would be a self-indulgence and a luxury. One I too often afford myself. But not today! Because today I'm Happymaking!

What can I do? How do I make the cat barf fun for all? Yes! I've got it! What makes everything fun? One word: GLITTER!
















Glitter makes everything a party!

Aren't you having fun? I know I'm having fun!

Also, please know that when taking a picture of glittercized cat barf, the best setting to use is close-up, with flash set to ON.

Doesn't it look Pretty? Festive? FUN?!

I can hardly wait until the cat pukes again!

We were attacked by an orange cat last night!

<- Not that cat, that's a photo found on the web for informational purposes. And well, okay, attacked probably isn't the best word to describe what actually went down. Work with me here.

Yesterday upon returning home from a visit to the house we will be moving into in a couple of weeks, I noticed a knock-you-off-your-feet odor of cat spray emanating from an unfindable location in our bedroom. I tore the room apart trying to locate the source of the vile odor. I dragged the clothes hamper into the kitchen. I got down on my hands and knees and sniffed every spot on the carpet, our bedspread, my husband's toes, but I never did find it.

Heather: Dennis, Ringo peed all over the bedroom! Go smell it!

Dennis: *Gets up from Mafia Wars and goes into the bedroom* I don't smell a thing.

Heather: Are you kidding me? It's so strong? Are you sure you can't smell it?

Dennis: Nope, don't smell a thing.

Heather: Are you sure you aren't just saying that to irritate me?

Dennis: Well don't get mad at me, I just can't smell it.

Heather: HOW can you NOT smell it? I think I'm going to vomit. I might just vomit!

So ten o'clock comes around and we're off to bed, rank odor snaking its way through my nasal cavity and probably through Lily's as well since she sleeps next to us in her crib and is female and has a nose that actually functions. Twenty minutes passes, and...

Cat: Moooww...Moooww...

Dennis: *peeks over at the baby* Is that Lily?

Heather: No, she's asleep

Head to pillow again.

Cat: Mooooooow...MooooooooOOOOooow...

I seriously begin to wonder if the ghost of our last cat is back to haunt us because she used to sound just like that. I wonder if I did something unforgivable and the hour of feline reckoning is upon me.

Then it happened. Something scurried just over my head. Dennis hops out of bed and makes his way into the kitchen, returning flashlight in hand. He is not yet aware that the flashlight has dead batteries. When he becomes aware, he makes his way back to the kitchen and returns with a bottle of glass & surface cleaner, gets down on his knees, and starts to spray under the bed. After about 20 minutes of this, and locking our other cats in the bathroom, and standing in front of the crib to protect Lily, an orange cat runs out of our bedroom into the garage. Note that I said into the garage and not through the garage and out of the house altogether.

I saw that blasted cat this morning. We have a cat door on our kitchen garage door. This was a useful tool, but now it only serves to thwart us and prolong our misery. The cats are freaked out and won't go into the garage for their food and water and litter. I may have to bring it all into the kitchen. I've been out there a few more times just opening and closing the garage door and peeking in boxes and shaking things, but I haven't actually gotten a visual on the cat. Our garage now smells like a urine factory.

Scat, Demon Cat! SCAT!