Our laundry basket is still in the kitchen in the aftermath of Caturineapolooza 2009, Dennis' clothes are on the floor in its place, and what do I stumble upon but cat barf. Gag!
What do I do?

Do I totally freak out?

Lose it?

Hmm, I've got the kids to consider. Freaking out would be a self-indulgence and a luxury. One I too often afford myself. But not today! Because today I'm Happymaking!
What can I do? How do I make the cat barf fun for all? Yes! I've got it! What makes everything fun? One word: GLITTER!
Glitter makes everything a party!
Aren't you having fun? I know I'm having fun!
Also, please know that when taking a picture of glittercized cat barf, the best setting to use is close-up, with flash set to ON.
Doesn't it look Pretty? Festive? FUN?!
I can hardly wait until the cat pukes again!

How do I make the cat barf fun for all? Yes! I've got it!... GLITTER!
ReplyDeleteOMG, are we HAPPY yet? ROFL.. Anyone can make lemonade when life hands them lemons, but glitter on cat barf? That's awe inspiring.
Rosemary
OMFG! Did I tell you that 1. your freaking hysterical and 2. I'm ROTFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Rosemary! I'm serious, glitter works for everything. Expect to see it again. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThank you Rachel! I see you've been there.
Oh you didn't! Will the glitter work on little kid barf too?
ReplyDeleteWhat?!?!? Really? Your cat ate glitter and barfed?
ReplyDeleteWait, this is a great joke, right?
Robyn, yes - yes it does! Just be sure to choose a color complimentary to the food eaten the previous day.
ReplyDeleteJannie, I placed the glitter on the cat barf to make it pretty. :)
I hate cleaning up fur balls and cat stuff.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I laughed my way through this and know the joys of cat puke. I own 3 cats and there have been mornings where I stumble out to the kitchen half awake, searching for my coffee... Only to step right in a cold, liquid-like puddle of cat puke. Next time I'll add glitter to it instead of cursing out loud. ;)
ReplyDeleteI hear ya, woman! Sometimes it even squishes between meee toes!
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