I do all the time. Half the time the door is hanging open anyhow because if I DO lock the door to have 36 seconds alone Gabe screams and bangs on it anyhow.
Only guys need light to pee. That, or night vision goggles. So they can see the Cheerios.
When I get up in the morning, I do my vampire routine - I cover my eyes, run through the main part of the master bath, and shut myself in the darkened potty closet. "Light...evil. Blinding. Nooooooo."
I do all the time. Half the time the door is hanging open anyhow because if I DO lock the door to have 36 seconds alone Gabe screams and bangs on it anyhow.
ReplyDeleteSo why bother with the light?
Only guys need light to pee. That, or night vision goggles. So they can see the Cheerios.
ReplyDeleteWhen I get up in the morning, I do my vampire routine - I cover my eyes, run through the main part of the master bath, and shut myself in the darkened potty closet. "Light...evil. Blinding. Nooooooo."
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Ah, you understandeth.
ReplyDeleteWhat my gentle readers may not realize is that you're being literal in your vampire talk.
ReplyDeletePass the Claret to me, Barrett.
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I pee almost exclusively in the dark! Our master flush room has no window and I hate the sound of the fan when the light comes on.
ReplyDeletebtw, I pee at least 10 times a day. How 'bout you??
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