Nuts and a Diet Coke

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Saturday, from the master bathroom...
Dennis: It's like I opened the door and stuck my head inside your butt!
Me:
Dennis: Shouldn't it be gone by now? I've been waiting to come in here.
Me: I'm sure it wasn't as bad as...
Dennis: Baby. No, it was worse. Stink molecules are still in my nose.
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Holding up remnants on a plate...

Me: What's this?
Dennis: It's my breakfast — nuts and a Diet Coke.
Me: You are what you eat!