Friday, July 24, 2009

Dear Kurt Cobain

Twisted Sister performing in Manchester, June 2006Image via Wikipedia

Dear Mr. Cobain,

I would like to personally thank you for slicing and dicing and Buffy-the-Vampire-Slaying the Hair Bands of the 1980's and early 1990's. Were it not for you our sons would be wanting perms and highlights and our daughters white boots and ho-dresses instead of black hair dye and in-your-face bangs.

What were you thinking with Courtney Love? I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks you could have done much better. I mean no disrespect to the Mother of your child. I'm just stating the obvious. I think she used some of your unpublished material to fashion a career for herself and now the well has run dry. Was that what you wanted for her? Or is she the evil succubus the rest of us think she is?

I have so much more to say to you, but I'm sure you're a busy guy up there in Heaven. Take care of your bad self.

Heather


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5 comments:

  1. My son is a huge fan of Kurt and plays all of his music on his guitar. I'm not sure what to think...but I do know that Courtney Love was not exactly a stellar choice!

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  2. LOL Mike know where he was when Cobain died. He's a little older than me though :P

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  3. That's way cool! I want my son to know how to play guitar as well. What a great form of expression.

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  4. Didn't he used to be your college professor? Back in the day when you were wearing all those short plaid skirts?

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  5. I agree on Courney Love. For God's sake, if she can be a star, so can I, right?

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