Don't you hate it when you wake up before your brain does?
Brump Brump Brump Brump.
Perhaps I will look at some Avon stuff. I am almost out of bubble bath for the kids.
Brump Brump Brump.
Maybe I should crochet some granny squares and sew them into the shape of underwear and market them as granny panties. But with all those holes they would hardly be practical. Or stretchy. Nobody wants to see a woman with granny panties around her ankles by the water cooler at work.
*Suckles pinky finger*
Or I could eat.
Oh no, I hear Dennis in the other room firmly asking Joe to, "Give me that!" I wonder what he's got? Sharpie? Disposable razor? Blow torch? Hmmm...
*Inspects fingernails*
I really need to clip them. Why do fingernails grow at different paces? The nail on my ring finger is shorter than the nail on my middle finger. I wonder if it's designed that way for a reason?
*Stretches and almost locks up back*
I want that Touch N Brush. That's a good idea. But it's $19.99 and I can expect to wait 2-6 weeks for delivery. Two to SIX weeks? Quite a spread. What's that all about? I wish I could say, "Your dinner will be ready in two to six hours."
*Picks at lip*
Perhaps I will hang some pictures today. I keep putting it off because I can't locate a laser picture hanging helper device like ever. Where do they go? We only have like fifty of them.
*Publishes post*
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I love to read how your brain works - it's remarkably similar to mine! I might have to do a blog post similar to this as I'm struggling with writer's block and losing.
ReplyDeleteGo for it! I think it's fun to dump like this. To do it in a different way. It's to discover amazing the range of thoughts bounding about our brains at any given minute. Uncage your fabulous brain!
ReplyDeleteAnd wahla....you have yourself a cool blog post! Sometimes you just have to get the random things out of your brain and into writing...hopefully that will help with the block!
ReplyDeleteOops, that was me again.
ReplyDeleteHa! I loved this, and have had many mornings when, sans the kids and husband (and Avon and crocheting...), this post could have been me!
ReplyDeleteHilarious
Helene, you are so right! It's not a matter of whether or not we can write that day. It's a matter of what we can write.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Guest. It's how I know it's you! This commenting system sort of drives me nuts too. Thinking or scrapping it, but I love the email feature.
Thank you! LOL @ your exceptions. Are you picking at your toe right now?
ReplyDeleteQuit writing as often as some people quit smoking. Neurotically, painfully, unwillingly. As soon as you do that, tell the first three people you see that day that you've quit, and the brain miraculously becomes unfrozen.
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