...my faith in humanity is restored.
Some Florida hackers managed to alter at least two traffic signs either via computer or at the source last week to display this zombie evacuation warning.
Source: Don't fear: zombies are not near
As an aside, don't bother to get all dolled up for a zombie attack as you would for a vampire infestation. Zombies are not that cute, kind of slow, and tend to drool instead of gazing into your eyes with a piercing, agonized expression that says,
"Back away from me, woman! The scent of your sexyblood and your sexyblood alone drives me wild with passion! It hints at a catch and release experience that would satisfy me more deeply and fully than any caffeinated pleasures Señor Juan Valdez and his tasty little donkey snack could ever offer.
I want to kiss you, but I can tell that the taste of your blood would be so intoxicating to me that I might not be able to stop sucking your neck, causing you to die, which would most likely damage the don't ask don't tell vampire-human relations we've worked so hard to forge over the years with our 'We're here, we're inspiring fear, get used to it!' campaign."
However, I do recommend a quick trip to the store to stock up on water and batteries. Avoid any slow-moving store clerks who drag their good leg behind them when they walk.
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Don't fear: Zombies are not near
Wow, I think you just described every Wal-mart employee I've ever encountered! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Come to think of it, I walked that way when I worked at Wendy's in high school. I was afraid of slipping on all that grease.
ReplyDeleteThat's a funny/creepy traffic sign. LOL. I will take note of your advice just in case these zombies appear.
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I am kind of a fan of zombies. I always figured that if I was ever out of work for an extended period of time I could get a job working as one.
ReplyDeleteI'd be a good zombie, good in the sense that I'd do an excellent job. But because sometimes I am an overachiever I might have to become a zombie vampire.
Even better, I might have to turn the people who make those silly Twilight movies into zombies. Yep, that is what I'd do.
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ROFL - I love this. I've got your back, Heather! ::donning the asbestos cat suit and digging out the bottle of 151 and a Bic::
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Thanks, Hols! Mind if a have a shot and a smoke? Never mind... I forgot I don't do that anymore. (Outside of Vegas, natch.)
ReplyDeleteJack, you'd be an excellent zombie. For about 30 seconds. Then you'd tire of it and want to go to a rock concert or book store, someplace where zombies are forbidden.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, thanks for not saying "...I might have to turn the people who LIKE those silly Twilight movies into zombies." ;-)
Hi, Gem! Also, let your pies cool out in the barn. That misdirects zombies and put them in a position to be trapped and, if necessary, burned into oblivion. (Get the horses out first, though.)
ReplyDeleteCool sign Heather. You know, all these new age vampire movies are to prepare us for when they come out of the closet don't you?
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I've been there and done that about five times Sire, so I'm as well-prepared as any woman could ever be. :D
ReplyDeleteI'd just be a zombie who made up new rules. Simple as that. ;)
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Once again I find myself compelled to thank you for not saying something. In this case, I'm thanking you for not saying, "I'd be the zombie who broke all the rules! A rogue zombie with a talking gun!"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNah, I'd be the zombie who does more than think outside of the box, I'd break out of it. Well, I'd bust through the top and claw my way through the dirt to the surface so I could find some brains to munch upon.
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Well, if Zombies attack, it's all Vegas, baby.
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ReplyDeleteha.. didn't expect to see coming after Christmas! I'm glad the signboard didn't create chaos whatsoever. Let's keep the zombies in the movies, shall we? :-)
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I would like to have that sign on my vacation house, so that no one would disturb. hahaha
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I hate to bring the bad news, but the zombies are already here. Everyone should look in the mirror and they will see who the real zombies are. I think those hackers were sending out the message to animals and plants... not people. hehe.
ReplyDelete"The purpose of man's life...is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question." - Ayn Rand
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We should revise the song of the Baha Men to, "Who let the Zombies out!?!"
ReplyDeleteI'd do back up for you. Just lead Heather.
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